Join Blob Clash
About Join Blob Clash
Dude, you up? I just finished playing that Join Blob Clash game you mentioned and holy cow, that description someone gave you? 'Awesome 3D action breakout parkour game, combines math, counting, running, and fighting.' Like, seriously? That's like describing a really good burger as 'just ground beef on bread,' it’s technically true but it misses EVERYTHING that makes it special.
I swear, when I first started, I thought it was gonna be another one of those dumb mobile games where you just tap. But then I hit that first big multiplier gate, like the one that said 'x5,' and my little blob just *exploded* into this massive, squishy army. And the sound it made? This super satisfying 'BLOOOP' noise. It’s not really about counting, it’s about this weird, almost zen feeling of just *growing*. You just wanna see how big you can get your blob crew. Because watching it expand is just so ridiculously satisfying.
There was this one stage, I think it was called the 'Slime Caverns,' where you had to choose between a '+20' gate or a 'x3' gate, and I actually paused to think about it. Which is wild for a game like this. And then when you smash through the little enemy blobs, they make this cute little 'splat' sound and join your team. It’s not even really fighting, it’s more like, absorption? And the big boss at the end of the first world, the 'Goo-zilla,' it wasn't just about having the most blobs, you had to kinda steer your giant blob army to hit its weak spots. It was kinda clever!
Honestly, I thought I'd play for ten minutes and ended up playing for almost two hours without even realizing it. My eyes are still buzzing. I don't usually like these runner-type games but this one is different. It's just so satisfying to see your little blob grow into this unstoppable, wobbly mass. It's really, really fun. You gotta try it. I already told Chloe she needs to download it. I’m still thinking about how I could have gotten more blobs on that last run. My brain is fried. Anyway, text me when your up!
I swear, when I first started, I thought it was gonna be another one of those dumb mobile games where you just tap. But then I hit that first big multiplier gate, like the one that said 'x5,' and my little blob just *exploded* into this massive, squishy army. And the sound it made? This super satisfying 'BLOOOP' noise. It’s not really about counting, it’s about this weird, almost zen feeling of just *growing*. You just wanna see how big you can get your blob crew. Because watching it expand is just so ridiculously satisfying.
There was this one stage, I think it was called the 'Slime Caverns,' where you had to choose between a '+20' gate or a 'x3' gate, and I actually paused to think about it. Which is wild for a game like this. And then when you smash through the little enemy blobs, they make this cute little 'splat' sound and join your team. It’s not even really fighting, it’s more like, absorption? And the big boss at the end of the first world, the 'Goo-zilla,' it wasn't just about having the most blobs, you had to kinda steer your giant blob army to hit its weak spots. It was kinda clever!
Honestly, I thought I'd play for ten minutes and ended up playing for almost two hours without even realizing it. My eyes are still buzzing. I don't usually like these runner-type games but this one is different. It's just so satisfying to see your little blob grow into this unstoppable, wobbly mass. It's really, really fun. You gotta try it. I already told Chloe she needs to download it. I’m still thinking about how I could have gotten more blobs on that last run. My brain is fried. Anyway, text me when your up!
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Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!